<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30299431</id><updated>2012-01-30T06:31:13.958-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Li(f)e I Li(v)e</title><subtitle type='html'>Random musings, complaints, comments about the idiosyncracies of human behavior.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Andrew Theisen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17536058298170643589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/4195/thog0vg.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>19</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30299431.post-4410913917087593864</id><published>2009-12-24T21:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-24T21:41:12.604-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ephemera</title><summary type='text'>I cry at sappy love stories on television, because I cannot connect in real life. Fantasy touches me in ways reality cannot, does not. I yearn for the feelings of attachment and the bonds of closeness that fictional characters share, even knowing that relationships- real, honest, and actual- do not resemble the characters and caricatures onscreen before me. Mine is a duality of emotion and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/feeds/4410913917087593864/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30299431&amp;postID=4410913917087593864' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/4410913917087593864'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/4410913917087593864'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/2009/12/ephemera.html' title='Ephemera'/><author><name>Andrew Theisen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17536058298170643589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/4195/thog0vg.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30299431.post-1868216612880621644</id><published>2009-04-21T01:30:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-21T01:30:53.485-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Pros and Cons</title><summary type='text'>I saw something at work today that just turned my stomach. This old guy- 60ish, grey hair and moustache, slight accent (British?), not what I think anyone would consider handsome- came into the store with an escort. Young, maybe 5’2”, pretty, perky, blonde- a little too made up. She seemed sweet, though, when we talked briefly about the Damzl Fuel drink we sell that she enjoys but can never find </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/feeds/1868216612880621644/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30299431&amp;postID=1868216612880621644' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/1868216612880621644'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/1868216612880621644'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/2009/04/pros-and-cons.html' title='Pros and Cons'/><author><name>Andrew Theisen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17536058298170643589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/4195/thog0vg.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30299431.post-785478450398045825</id><published>2009-04-16T00:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-16T00:45:02.484-07:00</updated><title type='text'>School Teacher</title><summary type='text'>We've talked only a handful of times. Flirted? A little, perhaps. Would it be too tacky to ask you out- clerk to customer? Am I afraid of your rejection? Or do I fear complications in a romantic sea that already tosses me between many vexatious shores?Whichever, you and I have remained distant, going no further. I've no emotional stake in you.Why, then, this tightening in my chest, this darkening</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/feeds/785478450398045825/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30299431&amp;postID=785478450398045825' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/785478450398045825'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/785478450398045825'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/2009/04/school-teacher.html' title='School Teacher'/><author><name>Andrew Theisen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17536058298170643589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/4195/thog0vg.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30299431.post-1875490173389361552</id><published>2009-04-06T00:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-06T00:35:31.471-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Not Seeing Is Believing</title><summary type='text'>Some of the best conversations I've had in my life have been with people who aren't there.I may be a freak or weirdo for admitting to it (though I know at least one other person who has confessed to the same), but I have had- and fully expect to continue having- discussions with imaginary people.The people themselves aren't usually imaginary- they're friends, family, prospective paramours. I talk</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/feeds/1875490173389361552/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30299431&amp;postID=1875490173389361552' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/1875490173389361552'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/1875490173389361552'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/2009/04/not-seeing-is-believing.html' title='Not Seeing Is Believing'/><author><name>Andrew Theisen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17536058298170643589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/4195/thog0vg.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30299431.post-277476866655733654</id><published>2009-04-01T20:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-01T20:37:44.047-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Survival Guide</title><summary type='text'>I love zombies.I don’t say that as a prelude to a love-fest celebrating the resurgence of zombie films in popular media. Nor shall I rant against the ill-advised and uninformed re-imagining of zombies in several recent productions. (Though if you want to read about that sort of thing, Shaun of the Dead’s Simon Pegg elucidated wonderfully about it in this article from the Guardian.) I mention it </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/feeds/277476866655733654/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30299431&amp;postID=277476866655733654' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/277476866655733654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/277476866655733654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/2009/04/survival-guide.html' title='Survival Guide'/><author><name>Andrew Theisen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17536058298170643589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/4195/thog0vg.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30299431.post-5777374482927104794</id><published>2009-03-18T01:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-18T01:46:36.885-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fractals</title><summary type='text'>&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;     Normal   0                         MicrosoftInternetExplorer4   &lt;![endif]--&gt; &lt;!--  /* Style Definitions */  p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal 	{mso-style-parent:""; 	margin:0in; 	margin-bottom:.0001pt; 	mso-pagination:widow-orphan; 	font-size:12.0pt; 	font-family:"Times New Roman"; 	mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} @page Section1 	{size:8.5in 11.0in; 	</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/feeds/5777374482927104794/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30299431&amp;postID=5777374482927104794' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/5777374482927104794'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/5777374482927104794'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/2009/03/fractals.html' title='Fractals'/><author><name>Andrew Theisen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17536058298170643589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/4195/thog0vg.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30299431.post-7395649980888696188</id><published>2007-02-09T14:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-05T15:48:39.376-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Funny Voices In My Head</title><summary type='text'>Disclaimer: Not a Psychotic Rant (despite the title)I've been working with a lot of legal documents lately in my current job, and when I read over the language, I can't help but hear the voice of Mayor Quimby from the Simpsons in my head."Know all men by these presents, that such and such (hereinafter called the Principal), and so and so (hereinafter called the Surety), are held and firmly bound </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/feeds/7395649980888696188/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30299431&amp;postID=7395649980888696188' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/7395649980888696188'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/7395649980888696188'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/2007/02/funny-voices-in-my-head.html' title='Funny Voices In My Head'/><author><name>Andrew Theisen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17536058298170643589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/4195/thog0vg.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30299431.post-117070048358984946</id><published>2007-02-05T10:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-05T11:05:09.456-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>According to The Quick and Dirty Career Test, these are the things I should be doing with my life:Your Career Personality: Independent, Insightful, and IngeniousYour Ideal Careers:ArchitectArtistBusiness strategistCollege professorComputer programmerMathematicianNeurologistPhilosopherPhotographerVideo game developerThe Quick and Dirty Career TestHmm.. about half of those look appealing. Maybe </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/feeds/117070048358984946/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30299431&amp;postID=117070048358984946' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/117070048358984946'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/117070048358984946'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/2007/02/according-to-quick-and-dirty-career.html' title=''/><author><name>Andrew Theisen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17536058298170643589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/4195/thog0vg.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30299431.post-117034891526992841</id><published>2007-02-01T08:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-01T08:55:45.690-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Life is like a Parking Lot</title><summary type='text'>I read this in someone’s profile on OkCupid today:“I understand now that you will always be alone in life. That your journey is just that- yours. Sometimes we are lucky enough to find that special person who will walk with us for a while and experience the same things and open up new paths... yet, life is solitary and I'm beginning to think the people that come into it- are fleeting... and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/feeds/117034891526992841/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30299431&amp;postID=117034891526992841' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/117034891526992841'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/117034891526992841'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/2007/02/life-is-like-parking-lot.html' title='Life is like a Parking Lot'/><author><name>Andrew Theisen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17536058298170643589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/4195/thog0vg.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30299431.post-117009374463533869</id><published>2007-01-29T09:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-29T10:02:24.660-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Research</title><summary type='text'>Warning: This one's going to be a long one.This morning, a friend of mine forwarded me an email that he had received:Shocking Senatorial Votes"Never argue with an idiot; they'll drag you down to their level andbeat you with experience." ~ anonymousThe following senators voted against making English the official language of America:Now, the following are the senators who voted to give illegal </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/feeds/117009374463533869/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30299431&amp;postID=117009374463533869' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/117009374463533869'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/117009374463533869'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/2007/01/research.html' title='Research'/><author><name>Andrew Theisen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17536058298170643589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/4195/thog0vg.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30299431.post-116620457500130883</id><published>2006-12-15T09:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-15T09:42:55.013-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My name is Vayne, Boris Vayne.</title><summary type='text'>Who knew that Batman was really Russian?Russia spy HQ has giant batman mural on floor</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/feeds/116620457500130883/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30299431&amp;postID=116620457500130883' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/116620457500130883'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/116620457500130883'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/2006/12/my-name-is-vayne-boris-vayne.html' title='My name is Vayne, Boris Vayne.'/><author><name>Andrew Theisen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17536058298170643589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/4195/thog0vg.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30299431.post-116559650209787693</id><published>2006-12-08T08:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-08T08:48:22.110-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Been a while, I know</title><summary type='text'>Yes, it's been quite a while since my last blog. Maybe I'll try and keep this thing more up to date. In the meantime, who says the increasing violence in video games isn't a problem:Wii Have a Problem</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/feeds/116559650209787693/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30299431&amp;postID=116559650209787693' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/116559650209787693'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/116559650209787693'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/2006/12/been-while-i-know.html' title='Been a while, I know'/><author><name>Andrew Theisen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17536058298170643589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/4195/thog0vg.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30299431.post-115259024804847651</id><published>2006-07-10T20:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-10T20:57:38.550-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Napoleon's Pet</title><summary type='text'>From the files of Things I Learned in Movies That I Never Thought Would Be True:"It's pretty much my favorite animal.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/feeds/115259024804847651/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30299431&amp;postID=115259024804847651' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/115259024804847651'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/115259024804847651'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/2006/07/napoleons-pet.html' title='Napoleon&apos;s Pet'/><author><name>Andrew Theisen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17536058298170643589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/4195/thog0vg.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30299431.post-115259013433657132</id><published>2006-07-10T20:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-10T20:55:34.346-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Daily Affirmations</title><summary type='text'>Sort of fitting, I suppose, that since my last blog was about Credit Card Fraud, that this one should be about the fraud that I often feel like. I constantly feel like I am not as good as people tell me I am, that I cannot possibly live up to their (or my own) expectations. Today that phenomenon hit a real note with me, as I dropped the ball on the new student orientation at my school. The </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/feeds/115259013433657132/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30299431&amp;postID=115259013433657132' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/115259013433657132'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/115259013433657132'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/2006/07/daily-affirmations.html' title='Daily Affirmations'/><author><name>Andrew Theisen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17536058298170643589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/4195/thog0vg.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30299431.post-115178653544099798</id><published>2006-07-01T13:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-01T13:42:15.450-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Credit Card Fraud</title><summary type='text'>My first experience with online credit card fraud happened today.When doing my monthly bill paying/checkbook balance ritual,  I noticed a couple of charges for $9.95 from two online companies I've never heard of- Moball LLC and U-Webtemplate.comNow, I do use my credit card online from time to time- most notably with a recent surge of Ebay purchases a couple of months ago- and I'm pretty aware of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/feeds/115178653544099798/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30299431&amp;postID=115178653544099798' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/115178653544099798'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/115178653544099798'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/2006/07/credit-card-fraud.html' title='Credit Card Fraud'/><author><name>Andrew Theisen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17536058298170643589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/4195/thog0vg.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30299431.post-115163115459778288</id><published>2006-06-29T18:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-02-01T09:22:51.740-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Dial "S" for Smell</title><summary type='text'>Alternative title for this blog: Smell My CellFrom Mobile media: Samsung Develops 'Smell Tones'                              Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:14 pm           &lt;!-- google_ad_section_start --&gt;"Samsung Electronics has developed a perfume spraying cell phone to release "smell tones" when incoming calls are received.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/feeds/115163115459778288/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30299431&amp;postID=115163115459778288' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/115163115459778288'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/115163115459778288'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/2006/06/dial-s-for-smell.html' title='Dial &quot;S&quot; for Smell'/><author><name>Andrew Theisen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17536058298170643589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/4195/thog0vg.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30299431.post-115144395925746679</id><published>2006-06-27T14:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-27T14:32:39.266-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Is he strong? Listen, bub...</title><summary type='text'>Spider-Man 3 trailer is up at Sony's website:TrailerIt looks pretty cool. I never quite got the whole "Venom" thing, though. The whole appeal of that character. He's, what, an embittered photojournalist in the alien suit that Spider-Man brought back from Battleworld? (Secret Wars reference. Yes, I'm a comic geek.)In other words, he's just a bulked up, psychotic Peter Parker in black and white </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/feeds/115144395925746679/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30299431&amp;postID=115144395925746679' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/115144395925746679'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/115144395925746679'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/2006/06/is-he-strong-listen-bub.html' title='Is he strong? Listen, bub...'/><author><name>Andrew Theisen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17536058298170643589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/4195/thog0vg.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30299431.post-115135259272022888</id><published>2006-06-26T13:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-26T13:09:52.723-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Governmental Efficiency Rant</title><summary type='text'>I've been trying to contact the immigration office all morning, in order to do some investigative work for my job. It took me at least 20 minutes to navigate through the phone options before I could finally find an option that would connect me to, you know, a live person. Then, when I did that, I was informed that the wait would be at least 30 minutes, but a good time to try them might be on </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/feeds/115135259272022888/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30299431&amp;postID=115135259272022888' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/115135259272022888'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/115135259272022888'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/2006/06/governmental-efficiency-rant.html' title='Governmental Efficiency Rant'/><author><name>Andrew Theisen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17536058298170643589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/4195/thog0vg.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30299431.post-115135018776642602</id><published>2006-06-26T12:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-26T12:29:47.776-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Post the First</title><summary type='text'>Dabbled (ever so briefly) with blogging a couple of years ago, but something in me decided it's time to give this a real shot. Not that I have anything particularly noteworthy to say,  I guess, but I'm hopeful that it will help me to focus my thoughts a bit. Anyway.That's the first one. Yippee!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/feeds/115135018776642602/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30299431&amp;postID=115135018776642602' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/115135018776642602'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30299431/posts/default/115135018776642602'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://modernbard.blogspot.com/2006/06/post-first.html' title='Post the First'/><author><name>Andrew Theisen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17536058298170643589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/4195/thog0vg.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
