Slow
time in the store – that seems to be when the best encounters take
place.
Me,
sitting on a stool behind the counter, taking notes on neolithic
religious practices for a project/story. Disc one of Stevie Ray
Vaughan's greatest hits playing Voodoo Child in the background.
I was
startled out of my reverie by the drunken ramblings of a customer
who'd just popped into the doorway. “Sorry?” I asked aloud,
thinking she'd addressed me personally. No response, so I tried
again: “What did you say?”
She was
dressed in all black – black pants, heavy black coat belted around
her waist. A bit of overkill even for a brisk summer evening in
Southern California. Dark hair, pulled back. Cute, from where I
stood, but I couldn't see much of her besides her profile as she
walked to the beer cooler.
“It's
cold,” she said, responding to my question. “It's not that cold,”
I said as I stood up and walked over towards the register.
“I'm
from Detroit,” was her non-sequitur response.
“So
this really isn't cold for you, then.”
She
looked over at me and smiled, “No, it's not. I'm just here on
vacation and was expecting 80 degree weather.”
Then
she turned back to the cooler, searching intently. “Do you sell
bottle openers?”
“We
do, when we've got them in stock,” I quipped. “Which we don't at
the moment.”
“Which
of these beers can you open without one?”
I
headed over to assist. Truth be told – there weren't any I could
think of with twist-off caps. “I've heard that if you roll up a
dollar bill tight enough, you can pop a bottle open.”
She was
only half-listening to me. “I'll just get a can instead,” she
said. “Do you have Miller Lite?” Not waiting for my response, she
spied what she was looking for and grabbed a six-pack. Then she
turned and walked away from me towards the chip stand. I went back to
the register, since she didn't seem to need my help any more.
“You
don't have firey-hot Cheetos?”
“Sorry?”
She was definitely a little inebriated. That last line was spoken in
the hyper-fast, semi-slurred drunk pidgin known throughout the world
of bars and clubs.
Grabbing
a bag of Cheetos hot fries, she came at last to the counter to check
out. “You don't have the firey-hot Cheetos,” she repeated. A
statement this time, not a question.
“Those
aren't hot enough for you?” I pointed at her purchase.
“No,”
she smiled as I began ringing her out. “And can you tell me how to
get back to the Hyatt downtown?”
I
looked at her admiringly as I considered. “You driving?” Small
nose, brown eyes. Probably mid-20s or so. My first impression was
right. She was cute.
“I'm
taking the bus,” she said. “The A or the D, right?”
I
nodded. “Yeah, either one will take you downtown. You can pick it
up at the end of the block, by the Bank of America.” I pointed
vaguely in the direction of north. “It'll drop you off on Pine
Avenue, then you can just walk south past the convention center to
the hotel.”
She
suddenly looked self-conscious beneath my assessing gaze. “Sorry,”
she apologized. “I'm a little drunk.”
“That's
okay.” I grinned at her. “I've never seen anyone drunk in here
before.”
“Really?”
My sarcasm was apparently lost on her in her condition.
“No,
I'm kidding.” We smiled at one another for a moment. “It's
$1.20. The bus, I mean. You owe me $8.08.”
She
handed me a twenty. “I know, I took the bus here.” Beginning to
reach into her purse, she added, “I think I have 8 cents.”
Absentmindedly, she rifled through her purse as I took the twenty
from her.
“Look
how tan you are!” she said, looking at my hand. “I'm so pale.”
She held her arm up next to mine. I was flattered, since no one's
told me I'm tan in ages. I told her so.
“I'm
not really that tan. I used to be, way back when I lived in Arizona.”
“Well,
compared to me. You can really see it in your face.” She looked
into my eyes as we talked.
She
seemed to have forgotten what she was doing with her purse, so I
jokingly reminded her. “You were looking for eight cents?”
“I
know.” She was nonplussed, as she dug out a quarter and a penny. I
took both and pulled two pennies from the “take-a-penny” dish.
“Tell
you what, I'll take the quarter and the penny, and add two of my own.
So you get twenty cents back.”
“That's
fine, I don't mind the change,” she replied as I proceeded. I gave
her back the change – a ten and two ones.
“And
two dimes for the bus.”
She
smiled gratefully as it dawned on her what I'd done. “Oh! That's
right!” She set aside a dollar and the two dimes. “I'll put this
away for the bus right now,” she said, placing the rest of the
money back in her purse.
“So
are you here with a convention? Work?” The Hyatt downtown caters to
a lot of conventions, so I felt it was a pretty safe question to ask.
“No,
I'm here on vacation.”
“Kind
of a strange time of year for a vacation, isn't it?”
She
shrugged. “Well, it's Spring Break.”
“Ah,”
I replied sagely, though she didn't strike me as the Spring Break
type, nor was Long Beach a major Spring Break locale. Apparently I
was right:
“I'm
a teacher,” she elaborated. “I'm not really into Spring Break.
Not college Spring Break.”
“Gotcha.”
“I'm
here for two days, then Phoenix, then Las Vegas. I'm making a whole
tour.”
I
nodded my understanding. “You should have started in Hawaii and
made your way back east. Long Beach is kind of a weird start,” I
joked.
“I
wish I could go to Hawaii,” she said, seriously. “Long Beach was
a lot cheaper.”
It
would be, in ore ways than you know, I thought to myself. But it
was time for another drunken non-sequitur from my talkative visitor,
albeit a not altogether unpleasant one:
“You're
really sexy,” she said.
I could
feel the flush rising to my cheeks at her compliment. “Thanks,” I
somehow managed to reply. “You are, too.”
“Do
girls tell you that all the time?”
“Sometimes.”
Once in a while, and somewhat more in recent memory than at any other
time in my personal history. Not so often that the flattery doesn't
still make me a bit shy and self-conscious. Which is fine by me – I
may have a bit of an ego but at least I'm not too jaded to still
appreciate and be humbled by a compliment from a beautiful lady.
“I'm
sure you do,” she continued. “Your eyes, your goatee...” I lost
track of her compliments as she admired my face.
“Well,
thank you very much,” I said sincerely.
“Would
you like to kiss me?”
I may
do a remarkable impersonation most of the time, but I'm not actually
a eunuch. So...
“Of
course,” I replied, leaning in and kissing her lovely mouth.
Hell,
it had been almost two and a half months since I'd kissed a girl
last, and I don't even want to think about how long my dry spell had
been prior to that.
So what
else can I say? Her lips were soft and compliant; she smelled great;
and I was only partially aware of how this would look on the security
camera over my shoulder should my boss get an urge to review the
tapes when he returned to the store.
As is
customary when I have great moments at work, someone showed up to
ruin things. A bespectacled stoner walked up to the counter as I was
still mid liplock with this sexy stranger.
“What
can I do for you?” I pulled away, not missing a beat. To my great
relief, the woman didn't suddenly bolt out of the store in a fit of
embarrassment.
“Got
any zigzags?” he asked. Rolling papers, for the uninitiated (as I
once was.)
“Think
we're all out,” I said, as I pulled open the drawer beneath the
register where we kept them. To my chagrin, I saw that somebody had
restocked since the last time I worked. Fortunately, Stoney didn't
see notice, so – “Yeah, still out.” I shrugged, feigned
sympathy, and quickly shut the drawer. He muttered a disappointed
response and put his wallet back in his pocket.
“What
are you rolling?” my new friend asked him as he walked away.
Apparently he was in no mood to talk, as he didn't respond. Good
riddance, I thought, but two other customers walked in and begain
looking around the store. Moment lost, it seemed.
So...
“What's
your name?” I asked her, so that I could at least associate an
appellation with the evening's auspicious assignation.
“Karen,”
she replied. “What's yours?”
“Drew,”
I answered, because that's mostly what I go by these days.
“Would
you like to kiss me again, Drew?”
“I
would love to kiss you again,” I said without hesitation. So I did.
Screw the other customers.
Much
more lip action the second time around. I think Karen wanted a bit
more—at least she leaned back in for more kissing when I pulled
away a few seconds later. Tempted as I was, I felt that might be a
little too unprofessional.
No,
seriously, there are levels to these sorts of things. Flirting at
work—perfectly acceptable; kissing—brief contact on lips allowed
in the presence of other customers or coworkers; tongues—right out,
unless the store is completely empty and you are in the dry storage
or freezer. Or something like that. Pretty sure it's in the employee
handbook.
“I
should catch my bus,” Karen said, a little disappointed.
“When
do you leave town?” For my part, I was none too eager to say
goodbye either.
“Tomorrow,”
she answered sadly.
Ah,
well. “Enjoy your trip, Karen. It was a pleasure meeting you.”
She
smiled, gathered up her groceries. “You, too, Drew.” And she
left, to catch her bus and return to her vacation, leaving me with
the taste of her lips on mine and a pleasant memory. I hoped she'd
recall our brief encounter as fondly in the future as I would.
That
was Karen.